'People I don't like' By Bushby, Poynter & Samra

In 2008, with some likeminded fools (M.Samra and K.Poynter) I created the list of people who should we didn't like.

Most of them are still relevant, others not so much!

• People that say you can't criticise religion
• People with moustaches
• People that judge me when I'm drunk
• People that are drunk when I am sober ( i judge them)
• Aucklanders that think they're so shit hot cos they're in About Town, when really the rest of the world laughs at us
• People that talk on cellphones on buses or in elevators
• People that say “everything is going to be alright” …what in this world is alright?
• Tom Cruise
• People who state the obvious..you had your haircut
• People that ask 'what's wrong?' when you obviously don't wanna talk about it
• People that say 'someone's in a bad mood' which makes that person madder
• Bogans
• Middle aged men
• People that try and stop progress
• Scientologists
• People who call me “doll”
• People that hate you and don’t even get the time to know you
• People who walk slowly in front of you
• People who get sick and pass it on to you
• People who sniff
• People who chew gum
• People who are really anal about others getting their names right when they have stupid names
• People that don't watch where they're walking
• People that don't find Summer Heights High funny
• People who whisper…I give them the evils because I always take it personally.
• People who use the word ‘nice’ to describe me….the English vocab is large try using it! ‘Nice’ also means blah
• People who ask unnecessary questions
• People who complain about being fat then do nothing about it ….anorexia exsists! Embrace it.
• People that say 'tea' instead of 'dinner'
• People with piggy banks
• People that order deluxe triple beef whopper burgers with cheese combos... with diet cokes
• People that clear their throats (repeatedly) in the office
• People that have those little bits of eye goo in the corners of their eyes
• Midgets
• People with attractive feet
• People that use predictive text. They spell every word correctly, but fail to use punctuation. Are you asking me a question or not?
• People that shorten your name without knowing you for the required period of time (i.e. long enough to warrant the bestowing of a nickname. Which is generally six months at least. Less for good behaviour.)
• People who used to like house music, but are now into ‘hard core break beats’.
• People who try to tell me ‘The Hills’ isn’t actually real life and that I don’t really look like Whitney.
• People called Chantal from New Zealand Office Supplies (stop ringing me I don’t need any frigging toner you perky freak).
• People who don’t find other peoples misfortune amusing.
• People who dump all their work on my desk and then go out for a long lunch.
• People who don’t appreciate the beauty of a good undercut.